Other tradeoffs: My new cubicle is newer/cleaner, but also smaller than my old one:
There is nowhere for me to look while I'm thinking without creepily staring at one of my neighbors. |
The old office was in Center City, and had a lot of nearby restaurants for when you didn't pack a lunch. The new office is next to a graveyard, which contains the creepiest grave of all time:
An eyeless, half-naked doll would be sad on a little girl's grave, but on a 68 year old man's grave it is kind of unsettling. |
And this building with trees growing out of it:
And this house, which upon closer inspection has a gargoyle on its roof:
And upon even closer inspection, has a Chucky doll in the attic window:
So, you know. Strikes and gutters.
Who decided creepy dolls was a good neighborhood theme? I do like the fruit fish, though.
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