Guilt Sampler

My friend and fellow Jew at work mentioned that her roof has been leaking, and she was nervous about it ruining all her stuff if it got worse while she was out of the house. I said if it did at least her insurance would cover it, she said she didn't have renter's insurance, and I said she was the worst Jew of all time. I also told her I would make her a sampler if she got renter's insurance to protect it - she held up her end of the deal, so I made her this:

This is a quote from our conversation about why she should get renter's insurance

Yay, adult responsibilities!